There’s cold, and then there’s RV shower cold. The kind that hits your spine like betrayal and ends before your conditioner does. The 2.3 Gallons of Disappointment tee commemorates that sacred daily ritual of freezing, panicking, and questioning every life decision that led you to a water tank the size of a salad bowl.
Featuring a wide-eyed, frostbitten camper mid-shower meltdown, this design perfectly captures the emotional turbulence of full-time RV hygiene.
Perfect for:
Campers who’ve memorized the sound of their hot water giving up
Anyone who’s mastered the 18-second shampoo slam
People who thought “on-demand water heater” meant hope
Features:
100% ring-spun cotton – softer than your goosebumps
Unisex fit – for full-timers, part-timers, and part-frozen souls
Durable print – like the trauma, it’s here to stay
Wear it as a badge of honor. You’ve earned your stripes. And your chattering teeth.
