Epic RV Merch
Campground humor, wearable.
Shirts, mugs, gifts, and other questionable ideas for people who have survived black tanks, low bridges, and campsite neighbors with outdoor speakers.
Shop RV humorThis is the spot where I help you solve hard problems with practical fixes and custom builds, and laugh a little with funny and quirky products.
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My business is broad on purpose. Choose the door that fits what you need today, you can explore the others anytime.
Parts · gear · one-offs
Practical parts, shop-made fixes, and custom builds, from repair clips and jigs to configurable stage gear.
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My designs · print-on-demand
Funny shirts, mugs, banners, and gifts for people who know RV life is never that serious.
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KC metro · owner-operated
Owner-operated mobile RV service, repairs, upgrades, and custom work for the Kansas City area.
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A quieter RV starts here
Take the rumble out of running water. These silencer feet help stop pump vibration from traveling into your RV floor. Choose the feet and mounting hardware, or add flex hoses to help quiet vibration through rigid plumbing, too.
RV Water Pump Silencer Feet - Complete Kit · From $29.00
For floor-mounted pumps with room for the feet. Check the listing for fit details and kit options.
Shop-made problem solver
I make clips that hold the panel back against the frame. They come in two mounting styles that are nowhere near interchangeable, so spend ten seconds here before you buy.
Tape to the side of the TV, and a small lip catches the front edge of the panel. Look at your TV from the side: you need a flat spot about 1/2 inch wide for the tape, plus room for the lip to reach around the front. Fits a lot of TVs, thick ones included.
8 clips, black or silver · $24.99
Check the side fit and shopNo tape. They hook over the whole frame, so the frame has to match. I designed them on my own DU6950 and that's the only model I've confirmed. A Samsung badge and a 75-inch screen don't make it a DU6950. Check the label on the back of the set.
8 clips · $24.99
I have a 75-inch DU6950
Custom stage gear
Configurable LED bases, straight or boom uppers, and hand-welded Chain-Link builds, made in my Kansas City shop without turning every order into an endless blank-sheet commission.
LED base only $465.00 · Complete LED stands from $525.00 · Chain-Link builds from $545.00
Epic RV Merch
Shirts, mugs, gifts, and other questionable ideas for people who have survived black tanks, low bridges, and campsite neighbors with outdoor speakers.
Shop RV humorBuilt in public
I film the RV projects, shop builds, experiments, and “well, that didn’t work” moments. Come for the how-to. Stay for the sparks.
Watch me workKansas City area · Select projects
Tell me what the rig is doing, or refusing to do. I handle mobile RV service, upgrades, troubleshooting, and custom work around the Kansas City metro.
If I’m under a rig, leave a message or send a text. I’ll get back to you by the next business day, usually sooner.