Camping Haiku – “Backing in the Trailer” RV T-Shirt

Not all poetry is pretty—and if you’ve ever white-knuckled an RV into a campsite, you know this haiku hits harder than a tree stump you didn’t see. Featuring the bold text:

“Backing in the trailer
Everyone run away
Now I need a drink”

...plus a little “CRUNCH…” action bubble for realism—it’s basically wearable therapy for anyone who’s ever done the spotter/yeller tango.

This ultra-soft unisex tee has a clean pocket logo on the front (a retro RV Park sign) and the haiku masterpiece across the back, perfect for breaking the ice—or admitting defeat—at any campground.

Great for:

• RVers who’ve tested their marriage (and their mirror) backing up

• Campground comedians

• People who cope with poetry and beverages

• Gift-givers with a wicked sense of humor

Features:

• Soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton (feels better than freshly leveled jacks)

• Classic fit, no side seams to twist while you panic-wave directions

• Tagless comfort for long drive days

• Sizes for the whole backup crew

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold (like your spouse’s stare after a backing mishap)

• Tumble dry low, or drape it dramatically over the picnic table

• No ironing required—it’s supposed to look distressed, like your nerves.