China Bomb Tire Club Lifetime Member RV T-Shirt

Ships free in the US once your merch order hits $45. Under that it's a flat $4.99.

Nobody signs up for this club. You get in by watching a cheap trailer tire come apart at 65 on the interstate, and then you're a member for life.

The back has two shredded tires mounted like trophies. The front stays quiet with the retro RV park sign on the chest, so only the people who've been through it catch on.

The shirt

Gildan 64000 Softstyle, 4.5 oz
White and Sand are 100% ring-spun cotton. Dark Heather Grey is a 65/35 polyester and cotton blend.
Modern classic fit, ribbed crew collar, taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label
XS through 5XL
Printed graphic on the back, small printed logo on the front

Size chart

Measured laying flat, in inches. Width is armpit to armpit, length is from the top of the shoulder down, and sleeve is from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve. Easiest way to pick: lay a shirt you already like flat, measure it, and find the closest match.