For RVers who know every “easy fix” ends with missing screws and a few choice words. This tee proudly declares “Custom Upgrades Include Panic and Profanity,” with a bold back graphic of a fifth wheel and a subtle retro RV Park logo on the front.
Great for:
DIY RVers who can’t leave well enough alone
Campground comedians who provide the entertainment
Gift-givers who know exactly whose projects end in yelling
Features:
Soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton
Tubular design (no side seams to dig in during repair contortions)
Double-needle stitching for durability
Unisex sizing for anyone brave enough to “fix it themselves”
Care Instructions:
Wash cold (like the glare you gave after dropping that wrench)
Tumble dry low—or air-dry next to the RV you “upgraded”
Short, punchy, and perfect for the type of person who swears at their toolbox but wouldn’t have it any other way.
