This is the shirt for when your black tank is full, your generator won’t start, and your neighbor’s awning is now a fire hazard—but hey, at least the coffee’s hot.
Featuring a blissfully unaware raccoon sipping from a mug while the RV park behind him erupts into a cartoon inferno, this tee captures the true spirit of RV life: calm on the outside, chaos everywhere else. Perfect for seasoned campers, sarcastic nomads, and anyone who's ever whispered “we’re fine” while holding a smoldering marshmallow skewer.
The front pocket rocks a vintage RV park sign logo—just enough to lull people into thinking you’ve got it all together. Then they see the back.
🔥 Great for:
Full-timers in emotional denial
Weekend warriors with explosive tendencies
Gift-givers who enjoy dark humor with their propane leaks
☕ Features:
Soft, breathable unisex fit for surviving hot tempers and hotter campgrounds
Durable cotton that holds up to repeated laundry therapy
Front pocket logo and full-color back print
Available in 11 sizes so everyone can suffer in comfort
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like regrets
Tumble dry low, like your expectations
Don’t bleach—there’s been enough trauma already
Everything might not be fine, but your shirt will be.
