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Size chart
Measured laying flat, in inches. Width is armpit to armpit, length is from the top of the shoulder down, and sleeve is from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve. Easiest way to pick: lay a shirt you already like flat, measure it, and find the closest match.
Size
Width
Length
Sleeve
XS
16
27
8
S
18
28
8 1/4
M
20
29
8 1/2
L
22
30
8 3/4
XL
24
31
9
2XL
26
32
9 1/4
3XL
28
33
9 1/2
4XL
30
34
9 3/4
5XL
32
35
10
Any shirt can come out about an inch and a half off either way.
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Black tank's full, the generator won't start, and your neighbor's awning is on fire. Coffee's still hot though.
The back has a raccoon sipping from a mug, completely unbothered, while the campground goes up behind him. The front keeps the retro RV park sign on the chest, so you look like you have it together until somebody walks past you.
The shirt
Gildan 64000 Softstyle, 4.5 oz
White and Sand are 100% ring-spun cotton. Dark Heather Grey is a 65/35 polyester and cotton blend.
Modern classic fit, ribbed crew collar, taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label
XS through 5XL
Printed graphic on the back, small printed logo on the front
Size chart
Measured laying flat, in inches. Width is armpit to armpit, length is from the top of the shoulder down, and sleeve is from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve. Easiest way to pick: lay a shirt you already like flat, measure it, and find the closest match.
Size
Width
Length
Sleeve
XS
16
27
8
S
18
28
8 1/4
M
20
29
8 1/2
L
22
30
8 3/4
XL
24
31
9
2XL
26
32
9 1/4
3XL
28
33
9 1/2
4XL
30
34
9 3/4
5XL
32
35
10
Any shirt can come out about an inch and a half off either way.
Care
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and keep the iron off the print.
Printed and shipped for me by Printify. Designed in Kansas City.
