Feeling Cute Might Move My House Fifth Wheel T-Shirt

Ships free in the US once your merch order hits $45. Under that it's a flat $4.99.

An argument with a neighbor goes a little differently when your house has a hitch on it. You can stand there and be right, or you can be two states away by Thursday.

The design is a mountain landscape with a fifth wheel parked in it, under the line Feeling Cute, Might Move My House Today.

The shirt

Gildan 64000 Softstyle, 4.5 oz
White, Gold and Paragon are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather Galapagos Blue is a 65/35 polyester and cotton blend.
Modern classic fit, ribbed crew collar, taped neck and shoulders, tear-away label
XS through 5XL
Printed graphic

Size chart

Measured laying flat, in inches. Width is armpit to armpit, length is from the top of the shoulder down, and sleeve is from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve. Easiest way to pick: lay a shirt you already like flat, measure it, and find the closest match.