If you’ve ever had your camping season canceled by a service appointment backlog, this shirt’s for you. It captures the full RV buying experience: bright-eyed promises, a desk job smile, and an express lane to the service bay.
Featuring a grinning salesman cheerfully explaining that your new RV will be held hostage for the duration of the summer, this design is the perfect uniform for anyone who's ever asked, “Is it supposed to leak this much?” The back design says it all. The front? A tiny, grinning stamp of approval from the same overly optimistic salesman—proudly declaring “Our Best Lemon Yet!”
🛠️ Great for:
RV owners who’ve made peace with chaos
Technicians who can’t fix stupid (but have to try)
Anyone who’s been on hold with warranty claims since April
🎯 Features:
Soft, breathable unisex tee with just enough stretch for gesturing angrily
Full-color back design, perfect for airing your grievances in public
Front pocket logo that screams “satire is my coping mechanism”
Available in multiple sizes for every level of disappointment
🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold like your hopes
Tumble dry low, like your expectations
Avoid bleach—this shirt already speaks volumes
Because if you’re going to live the RV life, you might as well wear the warning label.
