For the man who calls it a "stern" instead of a rear slide-out and insists on docking instead of parking, we present: the Land Yacht Tee — your official uniform for navigating 40 feet of fiberglass through campground cul-de-sacs like you’re backing into a slip at Monaco.
Featuring a smugly proud RV captain standing next to his rig in full boat-shoe-and-polo regalia, surrounded by flamingos, party flags, and absolutely zero ocean, this shirt sails right past irony into uncharted comedic waters. With the glorious tagline “All Deck, No Ocean”, it’s a whole aesthetic for those living their nautical fantasy... at 7 MPG.
Perfect for:
RVers who call their awning “the sun deck”
Campground captains who polish their rig with the same pride as a hull
Anyone who’s ever yelled “Port side!” when pulling into Cracker Barrel
Features:
100% ring-spun cotton – softer than a microfiber shammy
Unisex fit – whether you're First Mate or Admiral
Durable print – for voyages both long and stationary
