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Low Bridge, No Brain: “Hey, U Dropped This” Tee

Low Bridge, No Brain: “Hey, U Dropped This” Tee

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Sometimes the road to adventure goes straight under a low-clearance bridge—and sometimes your air conditioner, vent covers, and dignity don't make it. The Hey, U Dropped This tee is a brutal tribute to RVers who didn’t check their height, trust their GPS too much, or just really thought they could “squeeze through.”

Featuring a cheerful little chaos gremlin offering back the mangled roof of your RV like a participation trophy, this shirt is the perfect mix of support group and roast.

Perfect for:

  • New RVers who learned about bridge heights the expensive way

  • Bystanders who yelled “TOO LOW!” one second too late

  • Anyone who appreciates gallows humor with a satellite dish on top

Features:

  • 100% ring-spun cotton – softer than your shredded roof liner

  • Unisex fit – built for both the humbled and the hecklers

  • Durable print – because regret should be long-lasting

 

Wear it as a warning. Wear it as therapy. Wear it because your rooftop’s in a ditch somewhere outside Cincinnati.

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