For the seasoned RVer who's learned that those fancy digital displays are about as trustworthy as weather forecasts and campground WiFi promises, we present: the "Lies..." Mug — because nothing pairs better with morning coffee than acknowledging the beautiful fiction that is your RV's control panel.
Featuring a perfectly recreated RV monitor panel complete with tank levels, battery status, and all those little lights that definitely mean something (just not what they claim), topped off with the brutally honest declaration "Lies..." in bold red letters. It's the mug that says what every RVer thinks but is too polite to say out loud.
Perfect for:
Veterans who've learned to trust their nose over their gauges
RVers who carry a flashlight to actually check the black tank
Anyone who's ever had "full" batteries die in 20 minutes
People who've mastered the ancient art of RV troubleshooting by feel
Features:
11oz or 15oz ceramic mug – holds enough coffee to fuel your morning diagnostics
Black interior and handle – hides the coffee stains like your panel hides the truth
Dishwasher and microwave safe – unlike your actual RV systems
Durable print – will outlast your faith in electronic monitoring
Brew your coffee. Check your systems manually. Trust but verify.
