Description: For the seasoned road warrior who remembers when "boondocking" meant you actually might not make it back, and WiFi was something that happened to other people, we present: The OG RV'er Tee — because you've been living the dream since before Instagram made it trendy.
Featuring a vintage-style illustration of a grizzled RV veteran complete with his trusty coffee mug and the kind of weathered wisdom that only comes from a thousand different campsites. This isn't some weekend warrior energy — this is pure "I've been doing this since Carter was president" vibes, with earth-tone colors that scream authentic adventure.
Perfect for:
RVers who remember when GPS was called "asking for directions"
Campfire philosophers who've got stories for days
Anyone who calls newcomers "RV tourists" with loving condescension
Veterans who've MacGyvered their way out of more breakdowns than they can count
Features:
100% ring-spun cotton – as reliable as your old Coleman lantern
Vintage-inspired earth tones – because neon wasn't invented for the wilderness
Small chest logo – subtle enough for the understated legends
Unisex fit – wisdom knows no gender
You didn't choose the RV life. The RV life chose you. Circa 1987.
