What Chains? Winter RV Hoodie

Ships free in the US once your merch order hits $45. Under that it's a flat $4.99.

The sign said chains required. You said we'll be fine. Now you're going down the pass sideways in a thirty-foot house while a squirrel watches with popcorn.

That's the design. Winter, a mountain, an RV with no business being there, and one very entertained rodent.

The hoodie

Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend, 8 oz
50/50 cotton and polyester fleece in most colors
Double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord, pouch pocket, 1x1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex, tear-away label
Classic fit, S through 5XL
Printed graphic

Size chart

Measured laying flat, in inches. Width is armpit to armpit, length is from the top of the shoulder down, and sleeve is from the middle of the back to the end of the cuff. Easiest way to pick: lay a hoodie you already like flat, measure it, and find the closest match.