For the RV family who thought hitting the road would solve everything, only to discover that your problems are surprisingly portable and apparently love road trips, we present: The Why Leave Your Problems At Home Tee — because why leave your issues at home when they fit so nicely in the overhead compartments?
Featuring a vintage-style illustration of a happy family crammed into their motorhome with the brutally honest tagline "RV... Because Why Leave Your Problems at Home?" It's a wholesome family portrait that captures the beautiful reality of bringing all your dysfunction on vacation, now with the added bonus of mechanical breakdowns and propane anxiety.
Perfect for:
Families who've discovered that marital disputes echo louder in confined spaces
RV parents who thought "quality time" would be more... quality
Anyone whose kids still fight over the top bunk at 35,000 feet... er, sea level
Couples learning that "communication" includes hand signals for backing up
Features:
100% ring-spun cotton – softer than family therapy sessions
Vintage poster aesthetic – because denial looks better in retro
Small chest logo – discrete enough for family reunions
Unisex fit – dysfunction is an equal opportunity employer
Home is where the heart is. Unfortunately, so are your relatives.
