DROP 01 · RETRO SUNSET
NO BAD DAYS
Two skeletons, a beach, and a camper with nothing wrong with it. Pure fiction.
THE DROPS
New designs come out a few at a time, grouped by theme.
Skeletons, palm trees and 80s sunsets. Out now.
For anyone who's read a tank monitor and believed it.
Chairs, a fire, and nowhere to be.
Mugs for slow campground mornings.
GIFT FINDER
WHO ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR?
Pick one. Or see everything under $25.
Owns more tools than the RV has storage for. Will tell you about the time the water pump quit.
Has opinions about your mirrors. Backs in on the first try about half the time.
Nobody talks to them until the percolator's done.
Sold the house. Calls the campground home with a straight face.
Just bought the camper. Hasn't met the black tank yet.
Had a pop-up before it was cool. Still has it.
- YOU ORDERBy Dec 1 for Christmas
- IT GETS MADE2 to 5 business days
- IN THE MAIL5 to 10 business days
- UNDER THE TREEWith time to spare
ALL RV MERCH
109 items · Every shirt page has a size chart.
STOCKING STUFFERS
THE MAGNETS I MAKE MYSELF
These get made in my shop in Kansas City. $6 each, which makes them about the easiest stocking stuffer on here.
SHOP MAGNETSWHO MAKES THIS STUFF
MADE BY AN RV TECH IN KANSAS CITY
I'm Paul. I fix and upgrade RVs around Kansas City, and I've seen pretty much everything go wrong on a camper. When something breaks in a way I can laugh about a week later, it usually ends up on a shirt.
You'll see me wearing these in my YouTube videos, and they were on my table at the KC RV Show last January.
QUESTIONS
How do the shirts fit?
Most of the tees are Gildan Softstyle, a soft, lighter weight cotton tee in a unisex cut. There's a size chart on every shirt page.
Can I return a shirt if it doesn't fit?
Since every shirt is printed for your order, I can't take returns for size, so check the chart first. Everything else is in the return policy.
How long until it gets here?
Figure 2 to 5 business days to get made, then 5 to 10 in the mail. US only for now.
Do you make merch for other RV creators?
Yep. If you've got a channel or a podcast and want your own line, check out the Collabs page.
GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER
Sign up and I'll email you the code. After that it's one email when a new drop is out. That's about it.
